Here are the entries sent in for March’s caption competition. Thank you to everyone who submitted one.

“Zero emission is all very well, but if the giraffe and elephant had not insisted on coming along, we could have used sails and finished the Round the Island Race (this year, rather than next).” John Calton

“Anyone see which way Noah went…” Paul Hance

“Even Noah is feeling the cutbacks.” Terry Stansbury

“Ok, ok said the lion, it’s not my fault the Ark sailed earlier!” Dudley Freshwater

“Nip down the marina and get some milk, Noah said!” John Patrick

‘How come we ended up in this instead of the Ark then?!’  John Gibbs

“Not quite the 5 star they promised.” Bob Turnbull

“Mutiny on the Ark.” Chris Cooper

“Well, I have got the pussy cat and the pea green boat but where has the owl got to?” Pete Haskell

“Oh no, no Noah.” Islay Cameron

“Can’t be Noah’s Ark! There’s only one of each!” Fred Macey

“Are we there yet?” Paul

“Whilst auditioning for the Movie life of Pi the Lion ate Pi. His excuse was the director said there were meat pies for lunch.” Nick Jefferson

“Whoops, we forgot the wives!” Helen Jarvis

“And you thought the owl and the pussy cat was weird.” John Waite

“I’m afraid you misunderstood when I said we needed a good ROWER!” Paul Banjo

“Dinghy to Noah’s Ark.” Anne Fokke

“Noah promised he would wait for us” Robert Moffat

“The calm before the Zoo-n-army hits land.” Steve Harwood

“Well, half way across the Channel – safari, so good!” Tim Dix

“Slow ahead – we are constrained by our giraffe” Brian Parish

Our favourite is…
“That’s the last time I trust the lion to book a cruise, I told him Noah Cruise Lines are the best, but he had to book with Nora Cruise Lines.” Doug Elliott 

We would love to read your captions for our latest picture. Send them to editor@allatsea.co.uk . We will include the best in the paper next month…

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